Massage Big Bang — Quan 5 (KTV 26)

This was my first time at this establishment.

After just a couple of minutes of waiting, I was taken by elevator to my room.

One of the best rooms I've ever been to.

Two saunas, a toilet, a massage table, a cool long sofa, an inflatable mattress, and a TV.

I turned on the water in the sauna and waited for the girl.

When she walked in, I immediately noticed that she was very different from her photos.

Her skin was dark, not fair, and only 25% of her face matched the photo.

She spoke English and immediately started asking me where I worked and how much I earned.

She said she hadn't eaten anything all day and started begging me to order a milkshake and something to eat.

This was the first time I'd ever encountered anything like this.

I replied that we'd see how good her service was, and then I'd decide.

She tested the water in the bathroom and invited me in.

She spent 20 minutes washing me in the bathroom. No one has ever dragged their feet as much as she did.

I felt like I'd be working in a coal mine, so I went to her place right after work.

At some point, I got fed up and said, "Enough, let's go to bed."

This was my first experience on an air mattress, and unfortunately, I chose the wrong girl for it.

She tried to give me a NURU massage but didn't apply any gel. It was unpleasant, and I told her so.

After she finally got some gel on me, she moved her breasts over my chest for 25 seconds, and that was it.

WAS THAT ALL A NURU MASSAGE? Seriously?

Then the blowjob began. Well, not a blowjob, but rather, she jerked me off for a few minutes, and I came on my stomach. Then the fun began. She started pretending I came in her mouth.

I told her I wasn't happy with this kind of service and her clown act and was leaving. After that, she got down on her knees and asked me to stay. She said she'd be punished if I left and that she'd do it much better the second time.

I didn't want to ruin the mood for her, the management, or myself.

She started a hot stone massage but didn't even apply oil to my back to help the stones slide. It was unpleasant and painful. I immediately asked her to stop and add oil. (She said she'd been working there for eight months, so why the hell can't you even do basic things?) Then the regular Thai massage began. Surprisingly, it was okay, not good or outstanding, just average, just the way it should be.

After the massage, there was a second shot, and it was boring and uninteresting again. She kept stopping, bringing a new napkin, a towel, or something else. I flipped her over to 69 and came within a couple of minutes.

After that, I quickly took a shower, got dressed, and left.

At reception, I told the receptionist that the service was simply terrible.

I texted him through a translator, he took a photo of it and said the manager wasn't there but he'd pass it on.

I liked the establishment and the rooms, but the masseuse's work was 1/10. I would never recommend anyone waste their money and time there.

I wouldn't recommend it even to my enemies.