Lingam Em Hi Spa — Quan 5 (MAY)

The masseuse met me as I exited the elevator.

She looked nothing like the photo.

Upon entering the room, I asked if it was her in the photo, to which I received a rather strange answer.

"All the photos are just taken from the internet, there are no real photos" – so what's the point of booking and choosing based on photos? – I thought, very strangely.

The room was small but clean and smelled pleasant, with a separate toilet/shower.

My masseuse looked completely ordinary; go outside and look around, you'll see much more beautiful girls.

She gave me a towel and told me to take a shower and then lie down on the massage table.

I did as she said.

First, she massaged my back for about 15 minutes. She looked tired and massaged very gently. I asked her to press harder; she tried, but couldn't. Okay.

Then she massaged my neck and legs for about 10 minutes. After that, she turned off the lights and told me to lie on my back.

She applied oil to my body, stroked me a bit, and then began vigorously masturbating me, so I came in 5-7 minutes.

That's all.

The masseuse said I could only touch her through my clothes.

Overall, even when I was 15, my classmates pampered me much more for free, compared to this place, which charges a pretty penny.

I've been to a lingam session three times, and only once was the girl good, and that was a real 8/10. The other two times, it was just regular masturbation.

Lingam isn't just masturbation; it's a special, varied technique in which a woman touches your penis in different ways and stimulates different parts of it. That was completely absent here.

After the session, she poured me some delicious tea and gave me a piece of cheese, cookies, and candy.

Сategorically refused to take any photographs and wouldn't even let me take a picture of the room, but I asked for more tea and while she was gone I still managed to take a few pictures.