Useful Tips for Everyone
Practical advice to get the most out of your Saigon experience.
Tips for Visiting KTV and Massage Parlors in Saigon
One of the most important points
At the beginning of the session, explain to the girl through a translator why you came and what you like (GFE, kissing, deep throat, or something else). The more detailed you explain, the better the session will be. Tell her that you read a good review about her on the forum and immediately decided to visit her. Girls really appreciate this — she'll be pleased; some will even blush and look cutely embarrassed, but then thank you with excellent service. Don't be shy about communicating with KTV.
Message to show the masseuse (via translator)
Hello. I read a foreigner's review of you on the forum and immediately wanted to meet you. You're the only girl in this massage parlor that I want to meet. I enjoy having fun moments with a girl (GFE), being kissed by a girl, and I'm a big fan of great oral sex. Let's skip the massage part because I want to enjoy you and play with you and with your body. Let's have a great time together.
⚠ Be sure to show her this message in Vietnamese using a translator!
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More Important Tips
Book in advance via Telegram
Always book a KTV in advance via Telegram — it's easy and simple. 99% of the most popular girls are always booked. If you choose upon arrival, the selection is very limited.
Agree on price in advance
Check the price with the administrator on Telegram before visiting. Without agreeing in advance, you may be shown inflated tourist prices with no discounts or promotions.
Read the package description carefully
Choose your package wisely. Many cheap packages don't include KISS, CIA or WC. Know what you're paying for.
Experienced girls > new girls
Experienced girls provide better service than young and new ones — that's a fact. Check forums (many Telegram reviews are fake) and choose based on reviews, not photos.
Bring her to orgasm
If you manage to bring KTV to orgasm, you'll get a very grateful masseuse who will give 200% until the end. The kisses will be more passionate and the whole session more emotional.
Getting her contact
On almost all my trips, if I like the girl or her service, I ask for her contact — and it's almost always fine. No one prohibits KTV from exchanging contacts with clients, but it always depends on mutual attraction. If you're turned down, be tactful and understanding.
Arranging meetings outside the establishment
It's easier to meet girls from spas/lingams outside than girls from BJ massage parlors. Reason: time. Spa girls work regular hours (9am–8pm), so you can meet them after work. BJ parlor KTVs work 6/1 from lunch until 2–3am — they simply don't have time for casual encounters.